Monday, April 10, 2023

Easter Under Wraps

 

Why?

We were going to search to watch a movie but then this movie fell into our laps. Easter was the next day so it was also thematic as well.

What in the world?

A chocolate company salesperson is going undercover in the chocolate factory to see what's happening with the new machines they are putting in. There is love in this movie too because it's a Hallmark movie.

Personal thoughts

This movie was very odd. It was following the tropes of a Christmas movie but it was with the holiday, Easter. That made the movie even worse because it was weird watching Easter festivals when I've never even heard of one. The main character was doing an undercover boss thing but she was doing a horrible job of it. I feel like before they made their chocolate presentation she should have come clean as being his upper in the company. That was just a personal preference kind of thing. The competing chocolate company was really strange. They would finish each other's thoughts without even thinking about it. That was probably the best dialogue in the whole movie. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 3 out of 10. The little kid was very annoying and was really dumbed down. I mean she would like make these weird faces and her dialogue was just unrealistic. The only realistic thing she said was "Hippity-hoppity juice". Speaking of that, that juice was insane. The list of ingredients almost sounded like every fruit under the sun. It was wild. I want to talk about the best subplot in this movie. The manager of the factory was complaining about her chair at the beginning of the movie. The undercover boss gets her a new chair and both of the main characters have a line of dialogue for the new chair and it's amazing.

Watch what you love, 
Your fellow film watcher

Sunday, April 2, 2023

Farmer Seeking Love

 


Why?

This movie came up in my search when I was trying to find the name of the new farmer dating show. I knew that I had to try and watch this movie.

What in the world?

A reality dating producer goes and tries to convince a farmer to be the suitor (aka like the bachelor) on the show. And then the unthinkable happens.

Personal thoughts

This movie had more interesting sub characters than main characters. I mean the producer's friends were cool and her boss was kind of awkward but in a cool way. The farmer's sister was pretty chill in her own right even though she signed her brother up for the dating show without his permission. I think in terms of the movie it wasn't that special. I mean the farmer's main line was just the word "ok." It was pretty much his go to phrase the entire movie. It was the last line too which was so funny. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 4 out of 10 because it was just so boring. I mean all they really talked about was farming and writing basically. It got kind of boring after a while. Also, the farmer only really agreed to do the show because he wanted money. I mean I can't really blame him but it made his entire outlook more negative which made him even more boring somehow. Anyway, there's only one way to end this review. Ok.

Watch what you love,
Your fellow film watcher