The Halloween Family

 

Why?

Again Tubi TV has recommended me a weird "gem." Well since this is the season of scares I thought watching this would be the perfect way to get in touch with Halloween.

What in the world?

A mummy and a zombie complain about their life and want to be alive for once. They go on a quest to turn into regular people. 

Personal thoughts

This movie was so strange. I found myself falling asleep while watching and that never happens. The dialogue was super weird and great but was oddly unfulfilling. I wish I could accurately describe the best part of the movie but sadly I cannot. I also do not recommend watching this horror even for the little snippets of joy that it brought into my life. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 3 out of 10. I found myself laughing a lot but it just wasn't enough. The fact that my eyes were closing shut just brings home the fact that this movie just can't keep someone entertained for the amount of time that it lasts. 

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Sirenetta and the Second Star

 

Why?

Tubi TV recommended it. I literally don't even know what else to say about how I found this.

What in the world?

A girl who is a mermaid tries to help four extraterrestrial mermaids find a home. A pirate is trying to stop the mermaids from finding a home. 

Personal thoughts

This movie made no sense. Everything lacked a transition which led to a lot of confusion and a lot of weird things. The movements of the characters were probably the best part of the entire movie. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 2 out of 10. The animation was atrocious and the characters sounded like they were in a tunnel or something. The plot was basically nonexistent and every transition literally felt like a deep dive into insanity. 

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Barbie: Big City, Big Dreams

 

Why?

I have been a huge "fan" of Barbie. It had been a while since Barbie had made an impact in my life but here I am watching a new Barbie movie. I'm not a fan of the new animation for Barbie but I found myself watching the movies anyway.

What in the world?

Little Barbie believes that she is talented so she goes to a performing arts school in New York. She arrives early and meets her roommate...Barbie Roberts. Oh if you didn't know Barbie's last name is Roberts. It's a whole lot to take in.

Personal thoughts

No plot. Nothing interesting happens the whole time. Of course the movie has music but that's not even that good. I felt like I was just watching Barbie go to school and make friends. I still have no idea why they made this into a movie. I don't even want to describe to you how awful one of the side characters is. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 2 out of 10. The movie was painfully boring with the worst sense of style that I have ever seen. The dresses freaking light up and look even worse than they did in the first place. The villain doesn't even do anything except for lie about being an eye witness. Many misunderstandings lead to a useless movie. 

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Halloween Dragon

 

Why?

Like a lightning strike, this movie appeared. I thought it was gone forever but as I was scrolling for torture, it showed up. After seeing this movie's trailer, I knew that I just had to see what it was all about for myself.

What in the world?

This movie is about a dragon and a freaking cockroach who wander across a dimensional vortex and get transported into another dimension. The Scottish king sends bounty hunters and random citizens to go get the two animals back.

Personal thoughts

I found one of my favorite quotes from this movie, "We find the tree, we find the Wees." I have no idea why I appreciate that so much but here we are. The movie was so weird because of the Great Sage just being an absolute icon. The Great Sage would actively speak his mind and would not be ashamed of doing so.

Score

This movie would have to get a 6 out of 10. I love the gatekeeper Scorch and I loved the Great Sage. The other characters I could literally care less about. Since the plot was absolute garbage, the characters really pushed the movie. I couldn't help but to laugh at all of the stupid things that people would say. Also why the heckin heck was the king Scottish.

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Witchmas

 

Why?

Tis the season for spooks and what better way to celebrate than to watch disastrous animation. I cannot express how much I truly appreciate Wownow studio for coming up with these awful movies.

What in the world?

The evil witch of Halloweenland (I think that's the right name) gets bored of Halloween and tries to pull off a Christmas coup. An elf and a leprechaun get stuck and have to fight her plans to try and get out. 

Personal thoughts

Ok this movie was a trip. The humor was strange but the rest of the movie was pretty good. I don't understand what the goal of the movie was because it just seemed to be the weird elf getting out of the creepy area. The best part of the movie is when the elf flirts with the witch. 

Score

I would have to give this movie a 4 out of 10. The jarring animation is just a mask for a decent movie. Yes the animation is horrifying but the movie uses that to its advantage or at least I believe that it does. There were some good jokes but the names of the characters are actually very stupid. 

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The Lion Kid 2

 

Why?

I can't help but be drawn to these horribly animated movies. I've binged way too many in the past couple of days that I can feel my sanity slowly leaving my body. Again this movie is on Tubi TV but who knows for how long.

What in the world?

A sheriff comes back from a vacation only to find that the town has been overtaken by tyranny. He then spends the whole movie plotting on how to peacefully perform a coup. The coup is not as exciting as you think it would be. 

Personal thoughts

The one adult joke they had in there easily could have been taken out of the script. The backgrounds of scenes have honestly got to be the best and the worst part of the movie. They always seem to be in a loop but not a soul sucking time loop.

Score

I would have to give this movie a 4 out of 10. They could have gone without some of the weird writing choices like the fact that they emphasized a circus without actually having anything happen on that note. Also the citizens like to complain about tyranny with no emotion on their faces which actually brings up the score from a 3.

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Car Go

 

Why?

I actually saw the synopsis of this movie a few months ago and had been dying to watch it for a while. I finally found time to watch it and oh my gosh it is a trip.

What in the world?

A car has begun a teenage rebellious face which leads to some drama with his father. He has to go save his dad from death in this "coming of age" movie.

Personal thoughts

This movie had so many surprises. The fact that they had car juvey is one of the weirdest things I had ever seen. The ferryman is so creepy and lovable just gonna say that. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 5 out of 10. Yes I felt like I was going to lose my mind but I somewhat enjoyed this movie. Yes it was kind of technically a musical but all the songs were just randomly placed at either the beginning or the end which is not a musical just saying. Other than that the movie was morbid and funny at some points.

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