Pup Scouts

 

Why?

I think I have finally taken a deep dive into insanity. After watching the trailer for this, I thought it would be funny to watch whatever this was but I was so wrong.

What in the world?

Some stupid flying puppies enter an endless time loop to answer a question. They get help from an AI robot who could easily answer their question. 

Personal thoughts

Ok the first time the movie went through a time loop, I thought it was kind of funny. I was incorrect. The whole movie is a time loop with it just abruptly ending on a question about poodles or something. The robot was very annoying and so were the dogs and their voices.

Score

I would have to give this movie a 1 out of 10. I think I almost officially lost my mind. I can't even begin to describe the emotional trauma that I went through with my mom. If you want to rot your brain and lose years off of your life then watch this movie. Otherwise stay very far away.

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Yolanda and the Secret of the Black Rose

 

Why?

I made a list of some movies that I wanted to watch and this was the closest one that could relate to being about Halloween. Again this one is on Tubi TV so I just had to watch it and see what it was all about. 

What in the world?

Yolanda is on a quest to finish what her father had once started. This allows for crazy antics and very fast paced action to take place. 

Personal thoughts

Every character in this movie speaks with no emotion and about as fast as they possibly could while still having people be able to understand what they are saying. The humor does have some good moments even if it was unintentional.

Score

I would have to give this movie a 6 out of 10. I still have some major questions from the movie that I would like an answer to but we all know that's not gonna happen. The movie was comically bad and I would definitely recommend this movie to anyone who was ok with losing some brain cells.

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Halloween Dance

 

Why?

Tis the season to watch spooky kids movies. Tubi TV is a hot pot for great, bad movies and I wanted to watch something that was related to the spooky season. This movie simply caught my eye because it looked creepy enough that it wouldn't give me nightmares. 

What in the world?

After thinking back on the movie, I figured out that the main plot of the movie is a lion, a giraffe, and a bee looking for the best Halloween dessert. They go all over town dancing and asking people questions about food. 

Personal thoughts

First of all, Santa had no right being in that movie for the amount of time that he was. Also, the dances were cute and whatever at the beginning but they did not need to be over half of the movie. The dance consisted of them twirling and moving their hands from side to side. 

Score

I would have to give this movie a 4 out of 10. It had a certain charm to it but the bee character was absolutely devilish. The dances also all looked the same which took away some of the charm from the movie. The movie did have some good moments that would make it worth watching though. 

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Lazarus

 

Why?

Amazon Prime has learned that I cannot and do not want to watch what people might think a good movie is. This movie was recommended and I just had to see what it was. The trailer was simply too enticing to pass up.

What in the world?

The main character dies and then comes back with powers. Honestly, I have no clue what the guy's name is so in this post it will be Jim. Jim then has to get his friends together to stop the evil underworld of drugs. 

Personal thoughts

Be prepared for the first 15 minutes being absolutely full of cussing. It calms down throughout with the rest of the film only having 14 cuss words in it. The bad guy was a pleasure and the overall bad guy was just very confusing. Also Jim is the most boring character that they could have possibly made.

Score

I would have to give this movie a 3 out of 10. There was a lot of fighting that began to look the same after about 10 minutes. The powers only came into the movie when it was convenient. I did enjoy Jim's powers near the end but that was about it. Also there was a guy with a blanket hoodie, shout out to him.

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Agent Revelation

 

Why?

After looking through a list of movies that are recommended to you, the system will usually just start throwing whatever they can find your way. I found this movie through another movie that was recommended and just decided that I had to watch it.

What in the World? 

This movie is about a man who develops super natural powers from what can only be referred to as "ash". He has to use his new found powers to save the world and to shoot guns at robots. 

Personal thoughts

I personally love watching movies like this. There's always a certain charm that can be seen from films that never really have any real funding behind it. The main guy though barely shows any emotion on his face which allows for really "emotional" scenes to lose their luster. Oh the best part is something that doesn't really have an impact on his powers is his one weakness for his mental state. 

Score

After giving it some thought, I would have to give this movie a 7 out of 10. The plot was very random and had no real meaning throughout the movie until the end. The beginning of the movie was much more intriguing than the end and the characters were people that, in a way, you love to hate. A joy to watch and it was kind of violent so viewer discretion is advised. 

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The Fast and the Furriest

 

Why?

When you watch trash movies, you instantly become magnetized to anything you can find. Somehow watching bad movies makes the awfulness of life just disappear. After scrolling through a list of movies, I found this movie and felt the absolute need to watch it.

What in the world?

Real life animals race around town in a "scavenger hunt". The scavenger hunt consists of one puzzle which has nothing to do with anything. Spoiler alert: I can't tell who this movie is actually for. Some humor is for kids and some humor is for the more mature.

Personal Thoughts

I honestly cannot tell if I loved or hated this movie. Yes the characters would appeal to a five year old but I couldn't help but love the Irish kangaroos and the toll booth baby alligator. The movie had so many subplots that at times you just wanted to jump into a little pit and never climb out.

Score

I have to give this movie a 5/10. The script was atrocious but it had some good moments written in. The animals were always so deadpan and it made the movie one thousand times better especially when they tried to show emotion. The best part of the movie was not even in the movie. My dog just started freaking out after watching it for a bit. So this is either a kids movie or a teens movie. 

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SpacePOP: Princess Power

 

Why?

When you've been watching Monster High to pass the time you've hit a new low. After scrolling through recommended movies after that I stumbled on to this monstrosity. 

What in the world?

SpacePOP was originally a show that got a couple of TV specials (this one included). This movie was meant to spread messages about freedom or not being an average princess I guess.

Personal Thoughts

Oh my gosh where to even begin. Spoiler alert. The movie just straight up ends. The plot was actually beginning to appear and then boom credits. Oh and the cute toy-selling pets were very annoying and only spoke in beat box. Oh and every other minute you would be bombarded with a song about nothing basically. 

Score

I would give this "movie" a 0/10 but it did have a rebel leader named Captain Handsome so that brings it up to a 1/10. If you value your sanity, then I highly recommending staying away from this thing with every fiber of your being. 

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