Lupin the Third: Bye Bye Lady Liberty

 

Why?

I had some time to kill in the morning so I decided to watch this.

What in the world?

I have no idea. I don't know.

Personal thoughts

This movie was a trip. It jumped from diamond stealing to computer programming stealing to people stealing. That's a lot of stealing for one movie let's be real here. There was so much happening that got connected at the very end but it was just so confusing. Like the guy breathed a sword into existence. I couldn't make that up even if I tried. It didn't even stab anything it just acted as a slide for an evil drop of saliva. It's freaking crazy.

Score

I have to give this movie a 8 out of 10. This movie had me talking to myself it was that interesting. I laughed out loud at some parts which is rare. I mean they randomly brought up something one time and then it never came up again. I don't even remember what it was. I was confused during the first part of this movie since this clearly wasn't the first of it's kind but it was the first one that I had decided to watch. It was definitely interesting though. 

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Shark Side of the Moon

 

Why?

For some reason there was an interest to watch this and I don't even really know why.

What in the world?

Russia sent some sharks up to the moon a while ago and now the US has found out because tehy landed on the dark side of the moon. Get it.

Personal thoughts

This movie was okay at the beginning but then it just took a sharp turn to madness near the middle. I mean the plot wasn't even that interesting and my favorite character, the algae, didn't really help as much as I thought it would. The sharks looked terrifyingly funny the entire time but after a while they just all looked the same. I hate to say it, but it's true.

Score

I have to give this movie a 2 out of 10. It's not the worst thing I've watched. It's up there though. I loved the obvious green screen that added so much character to the movie. One of the actresses laughed while she was trying to say a line and that just ruined it for me. Take the shark hybrids seriously lady. She didn't die which would have been perfect but they leave the movie up for a sequel which is a bad thing. I shall keep my eyes open though.

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Alpha Rift

 

Why?

The dude looks like a rip off storm trooper so it only makes sense that I should watch it.

What in the world?

A guy comes from a line of noblemen who fight demons forever. Well it's an endless fight between good and evil. I'm sure they can die of old age. 

Personal thoughts

This movie was interesting and it had no right to be that good. I mean there were some points that were completely pointless, but isn't that all movies. The humor was a bit on the nose and I feel like it could have been better. The costumes were funnier than half of the jokes they were trying to make. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 6 out of 10. I would watch it again after a month or so and with other people, but that's the only reason I would watch it again. It can get a bit boring at times with fight scenes dragging on and appearing for no reason so you just have to watch people fight each other for the longest time. If that had been reduced then the movie would have been better than what it was. 

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The Prince of Dinosaurs

 

Why?

I've seen this movie floating around for a couple of years so I decided to go ahead and watch it. 

What in the world? 

A boy drifts in and out of sleep as he narrates and stars in a story about whaaat the prince of dinosaurs?!

Personal thoughts

This movie felt like a fever dream after a while. Granted I was already slightly losing my mind this just made it worse. In a good way of course. There was an amazing dinosaur doing an amazing clap and I can't even describe to you what it looked like. It was beautiful though just you know that. I mean the main characters were kind of annoying but the side characters were pretty cool. Well the main characters either did too much or nothing at all so there was no in between for them. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 7 out of 10. It kept me entertained and I had some laughs along the way. I mean I may or may not be broken by now but that's irrelevant. The movie was pretty good and the rocks moving were terrifying. I've you have seen it then you know what I mean when I say that. It's only specific characters. There was a cool jaguar, tiger, big cat thing that was a pretty cool character so yeah. Worth a watch I would think.

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Sweet Pecan Summer

 

Why?

Hallmark movies are always in style and it's getting to that time of year. Yes this one is in summer, but that's not the point.

What in the world?

A girl goes back to her pecan home so she can help her aunt sell it with the help of her ex boyfriend who is now a real estate broker. 

Personal thoughts

The side characters in this movie were absolutely too much. I mean the main characters were kind of okay but they were far from the okay. I mean Carol seemed like she had taken drugs and so did everyone else in this movie. I mean the message was sweet I suppose but everyone had their personalities cranked to 11 and it was a bit much for me. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 5 out of 10. Average Hallmark movie with a bit of hallucinogens involved which is fine but they went way too overboard. We don't even find out what the characters do with their time at the end of the movie just that the one follows his passion or whatever. Not good enough Hallmark. Not good enough.

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Battle Star Wars

 

Why?

This movie was recommended by good ol Tubi. I also had some time to kill so there's that.

What in the world?

So basically this whole movie is about conflict and fighting. It's in space though so space pew pews. 

Personal thoughts

I kind of liked this movie. I mean they very rarely left the setting of a ship but that's ok. I mean it could have been worse. The characters were interesting enough that I thought that some of them would make it out alive. I mean they all did but that's not what I meant. I was rooting for them to stay alive. 

Score

I have to give this movie an 8 out of 10. It had classic moments. Norvak was my favorite character. I mean the bad guy (up above) was pretty cool too but I guess he is kind of a murderer. That's besides the point though he was cool and he was just having some struggles. There was this one character that I wanted to die but he kept showing up and then it looks like there could be a sequel to this movie but I have no idea when or if that's even happening. I don't think I would watch the sequel if they stay on ships for the entire movie. 

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Green Ghost

 

Why?

It looked like it would be a trip to watch it and it was. 

What in the world?

Some guy wants a green stone so that he can bring about the apocalypse so they have to try and stop him. 

Personal thoughts

This movie was kind of dull. I mean the writing was interesting to say the least and I can't believe the ending of this movie. Or how they stopped everything from falling apart at least. I think you can guess what they used to kill the bad guy and save the business. I refuse to say it though so I hope you can read thoughts or just basic laws of movies. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 5 out of 10. I mean it was dedicated to the guy's grandma I can't say anything too bad about it especially if she does/did have powers. Oh I did love how they put that the guy was the Green Ghost and himself. On separate lines. I don't see why they couldn't combine the two but I thought it was amazing. Also Danny Trejo is in this movie which is probably the most surprising thing about the movie. OH! Don't forget about drunken karate.

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