What?
This post is a bit different than my other reviews. Since Wownow is probably a cash grab studio, I decided to see how others who aren't desensitized would react to these movies. I decided to pick three members of society and get them to watch whatever Wownow film I picked. Let's figure out the verdict.
My Mother: Literally Almost Every Film
I love my mother and I would never want to subject her to unwanted torture. She has been on this Wownow film adventure since the very beginning and she's in it for the long haul. She hasn't become desensitized just yet but she's getting there. I can't even remember the first movie we saw that was Wownow. It has become a staple in this household when we have free time and I can't honestly tell you if that is a good or a bad thing.
My Sister: The Thanksgiving Movie
Yes, yes. I know I already used this picture but I thought it would make this more memorable. She couldn't stand the way that they did things. Sure they stand, walk, and talk a lot but that doesn't make it any worse than let's say Marvel. She couldn't make it a full movie without trying to seek help from our mom to get out of the situation. We ended up watching the whole movie anyway. I think she's still a bit broken from the experiment though. She'll be fine.
My Best Friend: Under the Sea 2
Shout out to my best friend who will literally put up with anything. I have to say that this experiment did not have the same control factors as the other two. I stopped the movie. That's right...I stopped the movie because it did a Pup Scouts. I couldn't take the endless loop of stories that made no sense. He seemed to enjoy the movie even though it was terrible as all get out. I don't think he honestly would have made it through the whole thing though. The only good thing was the words, "Grand theft aqua".
Conclusion
Wownow is not for the faint of heart. If you're looking for something to put on to get some kid to go to bed then find Wownow. No one can stand it for long periods of time unless they have been highly conditioned to do so. I have also decided not to stop watching Wownow because I still find it amusing and mind numbing which is exactly what you need sometimes.
Watch what you love,
Your fellow film watcher
