He Who Findeth

 

Why?

I needed something to watch for noise and I found this movie by sheer accident.

What in the world?

It says it's like a Cinderella story but do not believe its lies. A party planner falls in love with an heir to some company. It's pretty mutual.

Personal thoughts

This movie was crazy. I mean the beginning was very boring. Pretty typical rom-com stuff was happening. There was this one part where she talked in her head, but it was presented in the same way as her talking so it was really funny. The ending was pretty wild since it just had every storyline come to an end. I didn't realize how many subplots were in this movie until they were all being wrapped up. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 4 out of 10. I mean the whole thing was okay, but the only thing that stood out about it was the end. I thought it was nice he proposed with the ring that they found on their "date", but that wasn't enough to save the movie. I mean the angel was pretty crazy. He was a great character and his last appearance in the movie was pretty funny. He was a little tiny guy and he was just in the corner for no reason. It was the best thing I've seen in a little while.

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Shock

 

Why?

This movie was recommended by my mom which meant I had to watch it.

What in the world?

A woman goes into shock after witnessing a man murder his wife. The murderer turns out to be the person they assign to care for her while she recovers.

Personal thoughts

I thought this movie was pretty interesting. The dream sequence at the beginning really didn't make too much sense to me so we'll brush past that. The antics at the mental hospital were very interesting. I mean the psychiatrist and his mistress were pretty psychotic. Well the mistress was insane. She wanted him to kill more people. I mean the psychiatrist killed his wife on accident and his mistress was all in to try and kill more people. She wanted more bodies for some reason. She had weird womanly wiles that only worked on him. She died though so everything was fine. I mean the ending was happy.

Score

I have to give this movie a 6 out of 10. It was really interesting to see how the psychiatrist would interact with the woman he was trying to get declared insane. It was also interesting to see everyone just trust him. I mean they brought in another doctor for a second opinion and he said he was doing all he could. He did question one thing, but other than that they had called it all good. The husband also was not really listening to his wife. I think that he should have listened to her more, but he just thought that she was insane the whole time. Or almost the whole time. I'll have to give him some credit since he believed her near the end.

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The Fabric of Christmas

 

Why?

It was just that time when you want to watch a Hallmark-esque Christmas movie. This movie just showed up in my recommended as well so it seemed like a good watch.

What in the world?

A firefighter enlists the help of a seamstress to help teach him how to quilt.

Personal thoughts

The lady in this movie was crazy. I mean she freaked out over him leaving on a trip. She basically considered it the end of the world. The main guy was okay. We figured out that he was too scrawny to be a firefighter. He had absolutely no muscles and we thought that was strange. He was also a freak with safety. Anything that even could be remotely considered a hazard was something he could spot across a room. It would make him shut down because I don't know. It was crazy.

Score

 I have to give this movie a 2 out of 10. I didn't really like any of the main characters and the side characters were equally as annoying. I mean everybody would blow things out of proportion and nobody would take anything seriously. The prices in the movie were overexaggerated too so that didn't make anything better.

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Death on the Nile

 

Why?

I love a good Agatha Christie movie and this one has been on my radar for a while. 

What in the world?

Hercule Poirot finds himself in the midst of a case with a murdered heiress, her maid, and Angela Lansbury.

Personal thoughts

This movie was kind of a drag. I think just because the book had so much intrigue and clues that the movie was just trying to keep everything of import. This movie is 2 and a half hours long and it took until an hour in for the murder. I suppose the information was important, but I don't think I needed to see a couple of the things that happened. It would have made sense if they had taken some things out. I think it was just too slow for my brain. 

Score

I have to give this movie a 4 out of 10. It was slow, but I did enjoy the performances in this movie. I think the actor for Poirot was really interesting and it was his first movie. I mean that makes sense I think. I have no idea. I also have no idea of the Agatha Chrisite book order, so that just adds an extra layer of uncertainty to the whole Poirot origin story. I was just really surprised to see Angela Lansbury show up because she's one of the only older actresses that I can recognize.

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The Tingler

 

Why?

I had been on a Vincent Price marathon and this movie just happened to start playing and I am glad I didn't turn it off.

What in the world?

A pathologist discovers that the tingling sensation of fear is actually a living thing and finds himself struggling with a specimen.

Personal thoughts

This movie was very interesting. The movie begins with the director telling us it's ok to scream. That was terrifying to me. I mean what horrors were going to lie in store after that proclamation. I think he was just trying to build up suspense because while the movie had its moments, overall it wasn't scream inducing. Besides, I wouldn't have screamed if I wanted to. I have neighbors that I don't want to upset. The tingler itself was an interesting choice for a villain. I mean the whole thing was weird. I liked how the tingler moved, but it also scared me because it is a creepy crawly. Creepy crawlys induce the willies for sure. The people in this movie were very interesting. I didn't quite understand the dynamic of the people in this house.

Score

I have to give this movie a 5 out of 10. The tingler kind of carried this movie honestly. I mean it just went around and tried to murder people and that's all it did. One thing I did find interesting was the murder that led to the Tingler. I thought that Vincent Price (pathologist) did it, but it was actually SPOILER the husband. That confused me because I couldn't quite get his motive. I mean he might have said it and I missed it, but it didn't seem all cut and dry to me. It honestly seemed like he loved his wife, but he actively used the Tingler to murder her. It was very strange.

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Magic Gift of the Snowman

Why?

This movie was just some background noise after The Magic Voyage.

What in the world? 

A brother makes a scary snowman for his sister and tells her a story about believing in one's self. 

Personal thoughts

This movie was wild. When going into it, I didn't realize that the snowman would be so weird. I mean my sister and I thought the snowman looked cool until he was just staring into the window. He's kind of like Frosty, but he has a creepy side and just doesn't make any sense for a children's movie. He was kind of pervish and made us uncomfortable. He blew a kiss to a child and he was the only adult in a kingdom of children. If these don't throw some weird signals your way then you ignore red flags. I can't get over the snowman. I can't even remember half of this movie besides the snowman.

Score

I have to give this movie a 2 out of 10. I think the name Emery-Elizabeth was said for 2 whole minutes in this film. I mean it just doesn't make a whole lot of sense. They should have had a nickname for her or something, but it was so annoying to hear it all the time. Also, the snowman really brought this movie down. I mean at least make him friendly. He abandoned two children in the freezing cold to die. I don't know his motivation for that but it was just really confusing.

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The Magic Voyage

 

Why?

I needed something to watch and I decided to put this on because the description got me. 

What in the world?

Christopher Columbus and his wood worm friend save a magic pixie lady from the Swarm.

Personal thoughts

I felt like I was going insane during this movie. It is dubbed and mainly ad-libbed by "popular" English speaking actors and it was just so wild. Every scene with the wood worm was insane. I thought I might be high and I have never been high in my life. I didn't know what was happening and why these people were saying and doing what they were doing. I mean the Swarm hates the light, but he wants to have the secret of the light. I mean that doesn't make any sense because the light wouldn't help anything. I don't know it was really funny. I found myself crying laughing all by myself. I felt like I was going insane.

Score

I have to give this movie a 7 out of 10. I think this has been a movie that has really made me lose track of everything. I mean movies have been giving me laughs recently, but somehow this movie was just full of surprises. I can't help but feel that maybe my brain rotted a tad from the whole experience. Oh and the wood worm and pixie romance was brutal. I hated every second of that.

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